A big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think “yeah, ok he’s gonna give me mouth to mouth”. But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you. And the last sensation you feel before you die, is he is squeezing your throat so hard, that a big wet blob of drool drips off his teeth and just *blurb*, falls right on to your popped out eyeball.

Shes my favorite, next to Pam…

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ziamsnogbox:

i love you

Best, thing, ever.

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bluekulele:

Ah, yes, see the rare and beautiful GameCube out in the wild. Simply breathtaking. 

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harry potter and …

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tessandloki-stole-the-tardis:

mrsmischief:

thornsprite:

…We’re fucked.

I don’t know… I mean, this is the villain:

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